Celebrity Eye

Mel Gibson did a DUI on Friday. He was doing 87 mph in a 45 mph zone (for those of you who have no clue, that multiplied by 1.6 for KM). From the police report:

Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Once he sobered up he (big surprise!) issued a statement apologizing for his behavior, saying:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

You know what. I'm kind of saddened. But the fact is, when you get drunk, your inhibitions go down and you start spouting out the things that you feel, if not necessarily believe in. In some ways, you could even say alcohol shows the core of a person. And in Mel Gibsons case, it's one where he likes his 'sugar'.

It saddens me greatly when someone like Linsday Lohan just wastes her life away. Spending time on the beach, getting tanned in new bikinnis. Going to premiers and parties and making so much money, while wasting her talent.

Seriously, it just saddens me.

Linsday, when are you going to give it all up and do what you were meant to? Up here in beautiful Canada, serving me.

The girls know how to party. And have you seen their videos? Meow!

What I don't get is people calling them Anorexic. Hello? Look them over please - they aren't anorexic, just very toned. Lots of work out here and no starving - some of those arms are pretty damn muscular never mind their legs.

They aren't that hugely pretty mind you, see as good Downtown everyday. Just not as much... and they sure do move well.

Now that's a party that I wanted to be at. I wonder what the other guests (female!) were wearing. Or not as the case may be.

In other news, Pamela Ander has launched PamelaPoker.com. It involves... poker. Now, the only real attraction to this site I can see is if you add in some strip poker in there... or live dealers in very little clothing. I mean, this is a site branded by Pamela Anderson. And is it just me, or is she beginning to show her age.

Mind you, for the kind of life she must live with her rocker husbands and ex's, it's a real surprise she has held out so well.

It seems another celeberity decides to expand their 'brand' and do something that they aren't good at. Yippeee! This time, it's Scarlett Johansson (known for risque rolls like Match Point and getting felt up for her breasts!) who's selling out to Reebok.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to get shoes designed by a kid who spends most of her time... acting. *sighs* I'm not saying she's not smart, pretty or graceful. But seriously, shoe design? Give me a break Scarlett.

I know. It's late. But I've been in denial damn it.

Avril Lavigne, that little thing, has gotten married. To who you ask? Some annoying git is who, as far as I'm concerned.

She does look ravishing and happy though. So I guess I'd best wish her the best with the marriage. And when things don't work out, you know where to find me dear.

And to celebrate it, we bring you pictures of Rosa Blasi.

Yeah, yeah, you want some real celebrities. Then again, what are your chances of getting into bed with Linsday Lohan (who still hasn't answered my proposal damn it!) or Jeniffer Biel.




Yeah, zero to none.

On the other hand, a minor celebrity... See, I knew you were smart.

Yes you're wondering who that is.

Either that or have one hand down your pants. That's okay - on both counts. It's Leilani Dowding, an English Model.

And another good reason to thank the summer and the beach.



Now if we could only get a bag for her face...

We have all seen the skits about Tom Cruise and his constant denial about being gay. And I say, we should leave the man alone. After all, is his life not already a subject of sufficient ridicule that we have to add such horrible, unsupported accusations.

Leave the man alone to his religion and sexuality. Tom Cruise is not gay.



Tom Cruise hugging his friend Steven Spielbergh

Is it a surprise for anyone anywhere that the celebrities that we see that are so untouchable are actually rather plain in real life? That wonders can be done with just a little good photography and lighting? That photoshop has a lot to answer for?

Today's culprit - Eva Langoria

Picture perfect


And so not...

1) The Sand



2) The warm water


3) Lucy Pinder in a Bikinni



Do you really need more reasons than that?

And so am I.